March 6, 2004 - So, uhm, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all! Now that we're
up-to-date, I'll...update you more! Yeah, I've found new employment at the Univeristy of Southern Queensland.
Yay for me. I'm the new trainee administration/assessment officer. Perhaps I'll write a bit about that in my diary.
Here's a link to the FOBUSN (or Faculty of Business) website. There's really nothing much of interest there and the staff lists are severely out of date, so there's really no reason
why you should click on the link. *thumbs up*
September 25, 2003 - Okay, so here's the deal. I closed this baby down with only a few
more hits to go before we reached 2000 and then I thought, "Shit! I'm a bit of a shithead, aren't I?!" Therefore,
I decided to breathe life into this joint again because it'd be a shame if those 2000 hits were never made a reality.
I encourage you all [all being my various personalities seeing as though it's still most likely that I'm the only person/people
who bother with this tiny web space] to refresh your browsers good! You may begin!
July 26, 2003 - I'm tired of myself, so I don't pay my little site much of a visit these days.
However, I did today just so that I could let you imaginary site visitors know what grade I received for my story that no
one liked. Result's here. While you're here, take a peep at my diary.
July 3, 2003 - "Jess" and a new page (*gasp!*) entitled "Judge That Story!" Read and be mucilaginous!
June 5, 2003 - It's 12:40am and I've been filling out meaningless surveys for your enjoyment
or lack thereof. I think there are a few spelling mistakes and incorrect statements in there, but I'm tired, so
leave me alone. You can find the link to the surveys at the bottom of my diary page or here. I'm off to bed now.
June 4, 2003 - Updated my diary a couple of days ago as well as today. Enjoy reading into
my personal life. *thumbs up* =D
May 19, 2003 - GOLLIWOGS!
April 23, 2003 - Added a couple of links and my photos from Girraween.
March 22, 2003 - "Fill Us With Pee" is what the page I updated today sounds like. Work
it out, go there, read, rejoice.
"Fill Us With Pee"? God, I must be bored...
March 21, 2003 - Added a link that I thought was funny: "Axis of Just as Evil" and updated my
"Trip to Girraween" page as well as adding a lovely story that my lovely friend, Jemma wrote. ALSO PUT THE FRIGGIN'
PANDA PHOTO BACK, OKAY JANE?! That is all.
March 10, 2003 - Fixed up the date below because I'm an idiot. Wait, I'm not an idiot cause
I fixed it up, I'm an idiot cause I shouldn't have to fix it up in the first place. Now that that's cleared up, read
my diary.
March 9, 2003 - Added a new page in an attempt to be even more boring! "Jess".
Off you go. Clicky clicky.
February 3, 2003 - Added a couple more quizzies. Have fun and SMILE!!! Ahem...
=D
January 29, 2003 - I adopted a "shortbread cookie", even though it looks like and is in the shape
of a GINGERBREAD cookie! YAAAAAAAAAY! School started yesterday! BOOOOOOO! But I have a gingerbreadshortbread
cookie! YAAAAAAAY!
January 7, 2003 - Changed a few itty bitty things that you probably won't even notice.
Don't enjoy. You know... cause you won't notice them and all.
January 6, 2003 - Added four more quizzes. Enjoy.
January 3, 2003 - Added my "secret diary" that I've been creating for the past 20 days or so.
I don't like calling it my "secret diary" for two reasons. 1. It makes it sound like it's going to be some sort of spectacular
masterpiece, when really, it's a piece of crap. 2. It's not so secret anymore. Feel free to tell me what
you think of it or just ignore it all together, along with me. Cheers.
December 24, 2002 - Whoa... 8 more quizzies added to the "Fun Stuff" page. Fair dinkum!
That ought to keep you...not...amused...while you're waiting for Santa to slide down your chimney or burn his arse on your
radiator or let his beard catch fire cause you forgot to put the fire out or get stuck whilst trying to climb through your "biggest"
window or falling out of the tree and into the swimming pool whilst setting off the alarm AND the guard dogs, then the police
get called by your next-door neighbour and Santa gets arrested for trespassing and the reindeer fly off to Fiji for a well
earned holiday, while the elves die of...tinea.
December 13, 2002 - Uh oh...it's BLACK FRIDAY. Yeah, I don't believe in that crap either.
=D Wow! Lots of 'fun' today! I decided to be 'fun' and do 'fun' things like add "Jokes" and other "Fun
Stuff", which turned out to be as 'fun' as BLACK FRIDAY, which isn't 'fun' at all, which...sucks. =\
December 12, 2002 - "Philosophy" page. Go there. Read. *thumbs up*
December 7, 2002 - Added looooots of niiiiice looooong quotes on the "Friends" page, so
hopefully it'll take you 0.345 of a second to read this time. =D
December 6, 2002 - Okay, so I haven't updated this thing for half a month, but I have a good
reason why! You see, I've been in the hospital with a....nurse? WAIT! NO! I've been in the hospital with a...broken...thyroid....gland.
*cough* Anyways, I added a whole two, yes, count them, TWO jokey things to the "Bonza Jokes" page and I updated a lil bit
on the "Philosophy" page, so yeah! They'll probably take at least 0.34 of a second to read. I promise I'll add
more stuff soon. Like half a month soon. Ciao.
November 21, 2002 - Added a new page that's pretty fleh. Yes, fleh. "FAQ's".
Check it out if you like "flehy" stuff. Also added my photos from Noosa...they're just a tad bit late since I went to
Noosa 2043452539 kabillion jillion years ago. Oh, they're also boring.
November 20, 2002 - Added my opinion on today's events on the "Philosophy" page. Had my
blood stolen from me today. And what makes it better is the fact that I had to fast for at least 12 hours before hand.
I couldn't even have my Milo! Waaah...
November 11, 2002 - Made THREE NEW PAGES today. Only cause I was FORCED TO do so by
CERTAIN PEOPLE who kept TELLING ME TO UPDATE this HOLE. Anyways, "Jokes", yeah. It's not funny. I updated
the "Philosophy" page, too. It's also not funny.
October 30, 2002 - Made a new page today about the specimens I'd like to kill. Also had
my tummy poked by a spleen-killer and suffered from nausea. I love today.
October 26, 2002 - Just a small dateup today. Hardly worth mentioning, actually.
Anyways, I just had to mention something about my current state of suffocation/deathness on the "Philosophy" page.
October 25, 2002 - Datedup the "Philosophy" page again. Also added a few links here and
there and created a new word, "datedup", which sounds MUCH more spiffy than "updated", by the way.
October 23, 2002 - Updated the "Philosophy" page.
P.S. I'm dying. = |
October 21, 2002 - I added yet ANOTHER page. I've been such a busy little bee. It's
all about music, baby! *bops* Woooo! *sings* Aieeeee! *stops singing* I think I'll just stick to bopping
for now...
October 17, 2002 - I added a new page today. Just to let everyone ("everyone" being the
two people who might actually visit my site every now and then) know about my crappy geography field trip to Noosa.
It's bloody hot. Make it go away! I'm gonna go melt now...
October 7, 2002 - Added more quotes on both the "Quotes" page and the "Friends" page. Had
a bad day today...I returned to hell. Some may call it school, but I call it...okay, I usually call it school, too...but...dammit!
I'm going to bed! *trips over her own feet* OW. >__<
October 5, 2002 - Updated the "Contact Me" page, as well as the "Quotes" page. Also added
some new riddles to the "Fun Stuff" page and changed a few small things here and there. Oh, and I deleted some stuff...see
if you can spot what I got rid of. =D
September 20, 2002 - LAST DAY OF SCHOOL! YAY!!! TWO WEEKS HOLIDAY! YAY!!! *thud* Uhm....updated
the "Philosophy" page and added some more quotes to the "Friends" page. My plans for the holidays include the following:
1. Sleeping 2. Dancing 3. Occasionally eating. So far, I haven't done any of these. Yay for progress!
=D
September 19, 2002 - I was bored so I invented a new game called "Throw Your Lip Balm Around
and Try to Catch it Without it Landing Under Your Bed, But You Don't Know it's Under Your Bed Because You Think You've Lost
it." Uhm...anyways...I updated the "Links" page and added a few more pictures to the good ol' "Photo Album." *continues throwing
lip balm around*
September 15, 2002 - My hands are cold, my feet are cold, my nose is cold my face is cold.
Yeah, I'm pretty cold right about now. I changed the Photo Album thingo around a bit so that hopefully the pictures
will load faster than they have been. I also added a couple of comments to my guestbook. Check it out if you give
a flying rat's arse. =D
September 10, 2002 - It's 2am and I have a math exam in 6 hours. Instead of studying,
I decided to work on the "Quotes" page. Ahh...I can just see my grades slipping because of my web site...BUT IT WAS
WORTH IT! *shifty glance*
September 5, 2002 - Did...something...argh...I can't remember what I just did! Oh well,
you'll figure it out. Good ni...*THUD*
August 30, 2002 - Added TWENTY GABILLION JILLION more photos from CHINA to the NEW photo
ALBUM. 'Tis nearly 4AM and I'm slowly DYING! In the past 24 HOURS I've had 4 hours SLEEP! I need...I need...I
need...WEASELS!!! Damn, my TOURETTES seems to be playing up a LOT right NOW!!! CHEESE...HARP!!! G'night...TEAPOT!!!
August 28, 2002 - Added a new photo album with some photos from China. There's a link to
it on the "Photo Album" page. My right foot is numb and I'm chewing gum...whoa...I never knew that rhyming would be
so fun. O__o
August 25, 2002 - Added more quizzes, riddles and fun stuff to the "Fun Stuff" page. O__O
It's 4am and I'm about to collapse in my CHAIR THAT SPINS AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND AND AR....I need sleep.
August 22, 2002 - I NOW HAVE A GUESTBOOK!!! I also updated "About Me" and "Philosophy" pages.
Ate a clinker. Talked to various people. Checked the "Shitty-Site-O-Meter". Yep, mine's still a 9.9...fuzzlebutt!
August 17, 2002 - Added a few lil bits and pieces here and there...nothing much. Just trying
to make this site less shitty, which I think is impossible. [insert cheesy grin here]. Word of the day: BONZAAA! :P
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